The Misadventures of Jeff

No one argues with Jeff, because no one listens to him.

Jeff wasn’t invited to his own birthday party, which he planned.

Jeff went the Warped Tour. He lost his nice new DC’s. Some douche threw them on top of the VIP tent.

Jeff wishes he could say to someone he never had any friends, but he has no one to say it to.

Jeff got run over by his own car, after losing the keys.

Jeff only sleeps under your bed because he doesn’t have a house.

Jeff is an intelligent public speaker. Too bad no one ever listens.

Jeff died. He re-spawned at the re-spawn point. His mother was never the same again.

Jeff lost a race. He was the only one racing.

Jeff is an overweight anorexic.